“I’ve only just arrived,” said Space Janitor to the Great Dane. “I know you have, you’re late. What is your excuse?” asked the Great Dane. “There was a bit of trouble when it came to getting here. Things aren’t as clear as they should be” said Space Janitor pursing his lips. The Great Dane’s face … Continue reading Space Janitor 015
Space Janitor took the card and held it tight to his chest. He didn’t know what it meant. He summarised it was a location somewhere in the building. Space Janitor felt compelled to ask the desk dog where exactly was he supposed to go. Good boy he was, he suppressed the urge. He moved on … Continue reading Space Janitor 014
“I’ve just arrived,” said the space janitor. “Obviously,” said the being the podium. The being behind the counter had some British Bulldog predominating in genealogy. The classic line, late 20th century. Deliberately designed to have respiratory problems. Here standing before the space janitor, this one. A quick check of the photographic ID revealed his name … Continue reading Space Janitor: Late arrivals (001-010)
“I don’t know what time is it?” asked Space Janitor. “Are you insubordinate?” asked the desk dog. “I don’t know, I’m not sure what that word means exactly,” said Space Janitor. “It means you are veering close to going on my bad side. See how you’re getting on? Stop it now.” said the desk dog. … Continue reading Space Janitor 011
Space Janitor panicked. He felt he was drowning. He couldn’t see. Thrashing in the darkness, he felt adrift. He went to scream, but his mouth was being held shut. Somehow he was still able to breathe. Taking a moment, he slowed his breath right down. Feeling out in front of him, there was a spongy … Continue reading Space Janitor 010
