“OK, I consent,” said Space Janitor (021-030). “Now you’re getting the hang of things,” said the Spenglactic. Space Janitor could feel the heat of it on his back, and he knew that it was going to be a long day or night. To be honest Space Janitor didn’t even know if he was to be … Continue reading Space Janitor 021-030
Futurama had the task of following The Simpsons. No big deal, right? When it aired in the UK on Channel 4, they didn’t know what to do with the show. It looked like The Simpsons, but it wasn’t The Simpsons. It was bounced around the schedule and stuck on at the weekends at 2 am. … Continue reading Futurama: 5 episodes you can watch now
Space Janitor (030) rolled onto his front. His jumpsuit became saturated. Smells of all different types marched up his nose. A parade of putrid. Space Janitor’s eyes watered. He put out an elbow. Found a grip and hoisted himself along. He put up the opposite elbow and pulled himself along. He alternated between the two. … Continue reading Space Janitor 030
“Like I don’t know, what part of, don’t expect gives you trouble? If I knew what to expect, then it wouldn’t be unexpected. Am I making sense to you?” Spenglactic asked. “I’m a little stupid,” said Space Janitor. “You’re a big,” said Spenglactic. “The readings are getting stronger, where are we now, describe it to … Continue reading Space Janitor 027
“You’re going to have to tell me,” said Space Janitor. “Even if it changes approximately nothing?” said Spenglactic. “Forewarned is forearmed,” said Space Janitor. “My circuits. Get cliche’s coded? Besides you technically have four arms anyway, or is it legs. Look, there’s no way that you need to know. However, since I’m a good cooperative … Continue reading Space Janitor 026
