“I’ve just arrived,” said the space janitor. (Space Janitor: Late arrivals) “Obviously,” said the being the podium. The being behind the counter had some British Bulldog predominating in genealogy. The classic line, late 20th century. Deliberately designed to have respiratory problems. Here standing before the space janitor, this one. A quick check of the photographic … Continue reading Space Janitor: Late arrivals (001-010)
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Space Janitor 002
Space Janitor looked up from the badge at the crescent moon pupils staring him down. Space Janitor 002 “I wasn’t admiring myself” Space Janitor corrected. Space Janitor 002 “You sure were looking long enough, you sure your vanity levels aren’t too high?” Hinkel asked. “To be honest, I’m not sure what my vanity levels are. … Continue reading Space Janitor 002
Louis C.K: A return
Louis article, a failed audition Louis C.K was the subject of an article I did as an audition piece for a satire site. They politely passed, so I decided to share it with you here, enjoy. Louis C.K audience annoyed he didn’t masturbate in front of them. Louis C.K returned to stand up in New … Continue reading Louis C.K: A return
Banyon and his choice: Complete short story
Sir Banyon looked out over the battlements above the gate. Banyon could see the small fires burning in the distance. There was movement in front of and behind the flames. He strained, but he could not hear the crackling of wood, in fact, he could not hear much of anything. A profound silence had come … Continue reading Banyon and his choice: Complete short story