Space Janitor 035

Space Janitor (035) waited for the inevitable response.

“Of course you’re going to get a bad review,” said Slimpins, “What were you expecting to happen? To be showered with praise. You stupid mutt.”

“Is there anything I can do to help you out any further?” asked Space Janitor.

“How desperate would I be to have to admit to needing your help. You have provided me with nothing and offered me nothing. Your bed is ready-made. Bedtime for you litle mutt.” said Slimpins. Slimpins used what little strength he had left to conjure up bile to spew.

“Oh, OK, then. If that is how it is to be, then I shall be on my way. Enough of your mound has deflated that I can step over you. I’m sorry that I have not been of any use. Your patience and feedback have been invaluable to me. Enjoy dying, and if you do reincarnate, then I might ask you to reconsider. Have a wonderful death.” Space Janitor said in one go.

Space Janitor stepped over Slimpins body.

Slimpins head moved to follow the silhouette of Space Janitor.

“Wait, don’t leave me. Don’t leave me, please. I am scared and hungry. Don’t leave me, please.” said Slimpins. The voice shrunk down. The distance between Space Janitor and Slimpins grew larger.

Space Janitor heard sobbing, then choking then the corridor was silent. Space Janitor stopped for a moment to consider the passing of this great fat alien. He shrugged as if a silent partner was talking to him.

The green glow had vanished from the end of the corridor. It split left and right. Which way would he go? There was no indication of the correct path. Space Janitor listened. He didn’t want to disturb Spenglactic.

There was something in the air. Space Janitor wondered what it was.


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Space Janitor 035

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