Space Janitor 011

“I don’t know what time is it?” asked Space Janitor. Space janitor 011 Space janitor 011

“Are you insubordinate?” asked the desk dog.

“I don’t know, I’m not sure what that word means exactly,” said Space Janitor.

“It means you are veering close to going on my bad side. See how you’re getting on? Stop it now.” said the desk dog. The desk dog put on a pair of glasses and looked down at work before them.

“I’ll behave differently,” said Space Janitor.

“How?” said the desk dog without looking up. The desk dog turned a page. Space Janitor thought for a moment.

“I don’t know if I’m honest,” said Space Janitor. The desk dog let out a sigh, took off their glasses and pinched the bridge of their nose.

“Look here,” the desk dog leaned forward to read Space Janitor’s ID badge, ““Findo”. The desk dog looks puzzled. “Findo, that’s your name?”

Space Janitor lifted his ID badge towards his eyes.

“I thought my name was Opult,” said Space Janitor.

“Findo, Opult, I’m going to let you in on a secret. Brand new to your asymmetrical ears. Brand new, based on this interaction, dehydrated brain. Your name doesn’t matter. It’s not for you, it’s for the inhabitants of this station. Don’t worry about what your name is. Worry about what you should be doing.” said the desk dog.

The information made Space Janitor realise it would take him a while to work out where he fits in the grand scheme of things. The news also came as a great relief to me, the narrator. Honestly, names are something I have problems keeping track of. Until it becomes relevant, I’m going to keep referring to this little mutt as Space Janitor. Anyway, these two are in a state of limbo. Back to it.

“What should I be doing?” said Space Janitor.

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