Keira Knightley is either stupid or doesn’t understand how stories work. Why Keira Knightley? You’re wondering why am I picking on a rich white lady for saying something stupid, as they’re prone to do. Watch from the 2:30 mark. https://youtu.be/jkS0Lz3JAjU?t=120 She said that she doesn’t let her kid watch certain Disney films. In particular Cinderella … Continue reading Keira Knightley and her selective autism
Category: Writing
Moral of the story
The moral of the story is one of the most essential parts of a story. I’m going to save you the reading. I'll tell you that if you have a story that you like to tell but it’s got no ending just add “the moral is this” then tell them. You don’t have to read … Continue reading Moral of the story
Dublin System: Now you can improve your word count
Why do you call it the Dublin System? Because it keeps on Dublin and Dublin. You should know that now it’s much easier to write loads in a short space of time. For years as a writer, I have been doing it wrong. I was always concerned about page counts. You could see me worrying … Continue reading Dublin System: Now you can improve your word count
Ideas: How you can have more now
Ideas are odd. You think they come from one specific spot and you can just go there and “get” ideas. You would think that would be foolproof, wouldn’t you? Never underestimate the genius of fools. It’s funny how you hear people ask the question, “Where do you get your ideas from?” The belief that ideas … Continue reading Ideas: How you can have more now
Louis C.K: A return
Louis article, a failed audition Louis C.K was the subject of an article I did as an audition piece for a satire site. They politely passed, so I decided to share it with you here, enjoy. Louis C.K audience annoyed he didn’t masturbate in front of them. Louis C.K returned to stand up in New … Continue reading Louis C.K: A return