Space Janitor took one of the straps and pulled the pack towards him. It was heavy once it left the tabletop. Space Janitor groaned. “Are you calling me fat? Because that would be a good way to make a first impression.” said the backpack. Space Jointer put the other strap over his shoulder. He let … Continue reading Space Janitor 020
I made Deadville nearly a decade ago. It’s not the best film ever made, nor is it the worst. As someone who criticises those who have made better films I thought it’s only fair to cast a critical eye on my own contribution. The name of the contribution is Deadville. You can watch it now … Continue reading Deadville: Where I went wrong
Space Janitor 019 approached the door, and it opened automatically. The room was empty. Except for the middle of the room. In the middle of the room, there was a desk. On the desk sat a backpack with a hose attached. Space Janitor regarded it curiously. He l got in closer to the pack and … Continue reading Space Janitor 019
La La Land is a modern classic. I still listen to the soundtrack, and I’ll rewatch it every once in a while. When I first saw it in the cinema, it was after the break up of a long relationship. I’ll be honest the alternate path scene towards the end made me sink down in … Continue reading La La Land: What the ending says about you
“For now, hold onto it, you’ll need it to keep track of things. Some of your wages will be deducted to go towards your cost of living.” the Great Dane said to Space Janitor 018 “OK, thank you for the advice,” said Space Janitor. “Not advice, common knowledge. Everyone born here’s got one. Unless they’re breeding … Continue reading Space Janitor 018
